10. 90% of the game is pitching, the other half is hitting
9. Pitchers have to have their own practices
8. Pitchers must work at home as well as on the field
7. Pitching requires perfect mechanics
6. Developing new pitches takes thousands of reps
5. Being the pitcher is more fun
4. Pitchers get all the chicks
3. Pitchers get all the dudes
2. Pitchers control the game
1. Good pitching always stops good hitting
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The man in the picture above is John McCain I do believe.
Brad